3-5pm The Stissing Center, Pine Plains MANNY, a retired gay man, and MAX, his occasionally catatonic playwright/husband, are hosting an assisted-suicide, end-of-life dinner for 99-year-old patriarch, EDGAR, whose retinue includes RAMONE, a 27-year-old tantric masseur, and MORTY, professional death-dula, to prepare the fatal Seconal cocktail, during the pre-dinner wine tasting, hosted by professional Maitre D’, WALLY. The guests are late, the grid is on the fritz, and sirens blast out dire warnings of impending doom. Wine-wrangler PATTY RUE runs into trouble when recently deceased corpses rise from the grave as UNDEAD CANNIBALS, devouring humans and spreading the ZOMBIE VIRUS.